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Your Kung Fu Is Not Strong

on: Aug/29/05 and its been viewed 2,103 times

A new skin re-do. This is what I do when I’m up late.. can’t sleep and am in pain. I dink around with plain ol’ designs for my blog. Somehow, I always migrate back to the same cool shades of blue - - wonder why that is? Guess I’m a cool blue kinda gal?

The tag line? “Your Kung Fu Is Not Strong”.. a line from my favorite geek actor in one of my favorite flicks.

Without giving the premise of the movie away - - D.J. Qualls plays a computer geek/hacker and the government is trying to recruit him for a secret, black-ops mission. His known hacking skills are notorious - - he’s hacked the NSA, FBI and NASA’s computer databases. His character, “Rat”, explains that he uses a program that he wrote himself called “Kung Fu” - - When asked by a Fed. how he managed to hack the NSA’S Computer system - he replies with “Your kung fu is not strong”

Other “Rat” quotes from the movie that I liked:

When the FBI agent was doubting “Rat’s” skill level…

Taz ‘Rat’ Finch: How many languages do you speak?
Dr. Conrad Zimsky: Five, actually.
Taz ‘Rat’ Finch: I speak one. One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. In any country, any time, any place I want. We multitask like you breathe. I couldn’t think as slow as you if I tried.

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On a side note - - I knew I couldn’t have 10 root canals done in one week without having at least one problem. One of the teeth got abscessed real bad - to the point where my face blew up like a water balloon. Not good. I was in the dentist’s chair once again today to get it fixed - - but only after a full weekend filled with Vicodin and coffee… if you tried getting ahold of me over the weekend and were wondering why you did not get a response? That is why. I was comatose.

I’m all better now. On the mend. Ready to embark to all points sandy, sunny and sexy on the 1st! Finally!

Posted on: August 29, 2005 |

Posted in: Movies/TV, That's Life

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  1. Wench
    4:36 pm on August 29th, 2005

    Oh yeah…I remember that movie. I think I need to throw it in my blockbuster queue now. The husband will probably kill me because (if I’m not mistaken) I think he hated that movie.

    Whenever I hear Kung Fu used in the same sentence as geek speak, I always think of X-Files and The Lone Gunmen. ;)

  2. pam
    7:19 pm on August 29th, 2005

    I love the skin and I am glad you are on the mend.

  3. astroknight
    7:55 am on August 30th, 2005

    Okay, I added the movie to my Netflix Queue. I sure hope it’s as good as Jet Li’s Hero

    Glad to hear you’re mouth’s doing well!

  4. Maigh
    11:01 am on August 30th, 2005

    Lisa! Damn! Feel better soon…and in the meantime milk it for all its worth.

  5. Dave
    1:12 pm on August 30th, 2005

    Have fun on your cruise.

  6. Gary LaPointe
    7:18 pm on August 30th, 2005

    I like the new look!

  7. astroknight
    1:05 pm on October 19th, 2005

    Okay, Netflix is sending out this movie tomorrow. If it blows large hairy chunks I’m blaming you!!! :x

  8. Saknussem
    8:58 pm on December 4th, 2006

    As I sit here waiting the start of my midterm in Torts (first year law school), I thought to myself, “Your kung fu is not strong.” I know I am ready. My kung fu is strong. They shall not defeat me. My skills shall conquer. Thank you, kung fu sister, for your words.

  9. Apolo
    10:37 pm on August 29th, 2007

    Actully the quote can be traced further back to the dragon ball movie, master roshi says to iampsha “your kung fu is very strong”

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