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You HAD to be there

i wrote this on May 19th, 2005 at: 4:15 pm and its been viewed 1,260 views

So.

I hired more new talent at E.Webscapes. Sick of hearing about it yet? I’m not - - we’re rockin’ over there!

Check out this. And then after you’ve done that - check out this.

We”ve brought Ms. Artist Extraordinaire on board at E.Webcapes where she will wield her mighty brush, pen, ink and whatever other medium she uses over there to bring custom illustrations to life. I’m excited.

She recently bought this cool Wacom tablet to do illustrations on. She just tried it out. She was so excited to show me. The conversation went something like this:

leanne : i installed my wacom.

leanne : sending you something @ elegantwebscapes

lisa: in your rendering? your feet look like two little penis heads

lisa: well!

lisa: look at ‘em

leanne : for never having used one of these things before, that’s not bad.

leanne: i didn’t switch brushes or experiment a lot

lisa: they do!

leanne : they look like my dayum feet

lisa: that’s pretty damn good really

leanne : lol

lisa: no, they look like penis heads

leanne : well. i suppose if CHRIS has BLUE STRIPES on his PENIS

leanne : and PINK DOTS

leanne : then yes.

leanne : they look like pnis heads

lisa: penis heads

leanne : penis

leanne : you just like to type that

lisa: sorry

lisa: lol

lisa: dick heads?

leanne : well.

leanne : okay then.

leanne : perhaps i could have chosen different reference material.

lisa: lol

leanne : just had to show ya. you hate it so bye.

lisa: I don’t hate it

lisa: who can hate dual penis heads?

Well? Decide for yourself:

Original photo:

bellybutton

The Wacom Sketch:

penis heads

Seewhatimean?

I love ya, Leanne. I do!

Your talent is second to none!






14 Responses to “You HAD to be there”

  1. 1
    Leanne Says:

    Just wait until I’m done with your rendering, missy. I shall give you penis heads and post it in my blog and show the world! MUAHHHAHA!

    :twisted:

  2. 2
    Lisa Says:

    Well, if you’re gonna do it - - I’d prefer the penis head on my face, ok?

    :shock:

  3. 3
    Leanne Says:

    I am going to tuck your hair behind your ear, and you shall have a penis sticking out of the side of your head. And there’s nothing you can say to change my mind.

  4. 4
    Lisa Says:

    tsk.

    That’s not a good place for a penis.

  5. 5
    Leanne Says:

    I think I’d rather have a penis in my ear than have two that are adorned with blue stripes and pink dots.

    :???:

  6. 6

    Yeah they look like very girlie penis heads:cool:

  7. 7
    Lisa Says:

    See? See?

    Thanks for the input Erikie!

    :mrgreen:

  8. 8
    Jeanette Says:

    I would like to take a moment and nominate this post also be categorized under “sex”.

  9. 9

    I challenged Darth Vader to guess what I was thinking (it was “penis heads”) and this was one of his silly questions
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/connie_chiwa/vader.jpg :grin: Nope he didn’t guess it :cool:

    http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm

  10. 10
    pam Says:

    Where is Astro when his expert input is needed:wink:

  11. 11
    mary Says:

    Since my injury I spend alot of time on the web. On another blog I found out about an advertising scheme that gives away free computers! I allready got one, didn’t cost a thing. So I thought I’d pass along the info for anyone else on a tight budget. : )

    http://www.FreeMiniMacs.com/?r=15601403

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    astroknight Says:

    geeze, I head down to Nebraska for a couple days and then you need my input. I’m not sure about the penis heads. Maybe we should have Leanne draw some vaginas and if the two pictures go together then we’ll know for sure… :twisted:

  14. 14
    Jeanette Says:

    Lisa, my favorite person to ear rape, I’m doing a part II to the story I wrote not so long ago. I would love for you to be a part of it. Purty pulease! Link

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