There are keyboard markings embedded in your forehead.
The store where you bought your computer has a restraining order against you.
A cat outside your window was crushed by a flying bubble-jet printer.
The book “Windows 95 for Dummies” mentions you in the author’s foreword.
Your favorite pastime is using America Online floppy disks for skeet shooting.
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Mitch Rezman: Beautiful bird - we wish you well. If your walls...
Http500: Congrats Lisa! Is a cool book! :d
Zak: I don’t have a screen capture sw, otherwise I’d...
Lisa: Phenomenal, Zak - thank you for letting me know it’s...Zak: I’m now reading your post in an iPhone optimized format...
Lindsey: Awww, thanks! I take the comments about my OCD-ness as a...
Chris Cairns: Lisa, again, appreciate all the work you and your...
Heathero: Snappingphotos is worth reading!Http500: Now in italy is summer, sea and sun! :d
Crawford Harris: Lisa, I enjoyed the book. It convinced me to give...
Carina: Thanks for sharing! :”>:d
MyDingo: I discovered that drinking a few gulps of a carbinated...
Joni: You definitely need a break! Have fun on your vacation! 
UKStevieB: You mean you won’t Twitter/Plurk us to let us know...
diana: Can you have it go in the reverse manner? That is to ONLY...
2:21 am on August 24th, 2004
You set a 9mm pistol on the mousepad… “just in case you see that damned ‘Access Denied’ error again”
7:31 am on August 24th, 2004
hehehe cute
11:13 am on August 24th, 2004
hehe
You are not getting along with your computer when: There are keyboard markings embedded in your forehead. The store where you bought your computer has a restraining order against you. A cat outside your window was crushed by a flying…
5:43 pm on August 28th, 2004
especially when he is gone for a bit. Lisa is just a girl who knows when it is time for couples therapy with her computer she know [...]