From a discussion forum, of which I am a member and owner, this was posted:
Apparently they are for sale on Ebay (it’s a parody, folks — don’t go in a desperate feeding frenzy to purchase them) I imagine they’d make good stocking stuffers!!
We know what you’re thinking: one louse looks like another. That’s why every Official Saddam Louse is accompanied by a Iraqi Governing Coalition Saddam Louse Certificate of Authenticity!
All Saddam lice guaranteed delivered live and hungry, rarin’ to go and jonesin’ for some juicy dictator scalp!
Order 10,000 lice and receive free of charge a Limited Edition Operation Red Dawn Saddam Lice Magnifying Glass to better enjoy these lesser known members of Saddam’s inner circle. Believe me, no one was closer to the big guy than these fellas!
Coming soon! While supplies last: Saddam Lice Nits… still attached to hair! They’ll never surrender!!
Serious bidders only. Limit 1,000,000 lice per customer. Don’t be fooled by lousy imitations!!!
At the time of this posting - the bid is up to $280.00!
After a year of retirement, I had the opportunity to...
