Can any of you guys spare a couch and a pillow? I don’t take up much room. I don’t eat much. I clean up after myself - - you’ll hardly know I’m there at all!
I’m considering locking up my house — barracading the doors and quarrantining it to save the general public from the plague that has crept into my house.
Chris: It appears he has a touch of food poisoning… probably from the chicken sandwich from McDonald’s the other day.
Ben: Taking new antibiotics for his acne. He is acting like he’s having major surgery or something. Two pills a day. That’s all.
Melissa: Double ear infection. Strep throat. Fever 102. Poor kid — she’s pathetic, really.
All of the people in my house are incredible babies when it comes to any type of illness at all from allergies to full blown flu/cold season. All of ‘em! They all act like they are dying — and the amount of whining that takes place — you’d swear this was a preschool!
They were all trying to come up with conspiracy theories as to why I’m the only healthy one.
Yes, that’s right. I planted the plague in the water supply here so I could spend a week listening to their wails and whines, right?
Uh huh.
Could be that I’ve spend a lifetime working in health care and I’ve been exposed to everything.
I dunno.
Help!
Chris should have known to stay away from the chicken at McDonald’s after the month we have had down here.
It’s time for you to point out where the meds are then take the boat to the lake.
Wait. That was #14 talking…
I here you,, 17 years in Healthcare and I don’t get sick too often but I get to here all about it whenever my hubby get’s a cold.
You’re welcome to come to my house.
I guess your daughter isn’t chasing her boyfriend at the moment, eh?
Sorry everybody’s sick. (hug)
Hey, you know I wouldn’t leave you out on that cold, hard couch… :wink::twisted::wink::twisted:
Hmmmm. Maybe now’s the right time to invite Scotty over to meet all of the family… :twisted::mrgreen:
Astroknight’s a suck up.
Jeanette - I rarely get complaints about it… :razz::mrgreen:
I’m not complaining, I’m jealous!
Well now, you didn’t ask, did you??? :mrgreen::razz:
I never complain about astro sucking up. I worry when he doesn’t
Do I smell? Do I offend? Do I have too many gray hairs showing?
It’s a little neurosis of mine that’s been going on for about two years now.
Oh . . and Scotty is coming over Friday for a day on the lake followed by a BBQ.
We’re going to be doing some waterskiing. Depending on how it goes will depend on whether he gets to be behind the boat, or in front of it.
Does he know the difference between a life vest and a weight belt?????