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That’s it!

on: Sep/16/04 and its been viewed 3,772 times

I’m going to mock up a memo that states John Kerry and John Edwards beat their wives.

I’m going to release it to the media.

Then I’m going to demand that they explain their actions.

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Posted on: September 16, 2004 |

Posted in: Current Events

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  1. htom
    11:23 am on September 16th, 2004

    It might be more effective if you announced that they’d stopped beating their wives.

  2. K
    3:18 pm on September 16th, 2004

    Awesome! I’ll claim myself an expert and authenticate it!

  3. Uptown Girl
    11:07 pm on September 16th, 2004

    I have a typewriter - - will that help?

  4. AG
    10:47 am on September 20th, 2004

    That depends. How old is the typewriter? A manual Royal might be a tad too old, lol…

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That’s it!

on: Jul/6/04 and its been viewed 410 times

I have a passport and I’m moving!

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Posted on: July 6, 2004 |

Posted in: General

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  1. Davey
    3:56 am on July 6th, 2004

    Atleast somebody out there has some sense. Good for the Brits!

  2. Tim
    4:08 am on July 6th, 2004

    You’d be amazed at how many people are seriously pissed off about this, going on about how kids should have the same protection against violence as adults (as if smacking kids is the same as beating the crap out of them)

  3. Uptown Girl
    11:01 am on July 6th, 2004

    Look at the majority of children these days who are out of control - - tell me they don’t need a good swat now and then - - and no I’m not talking about abuse - - but a swat.

  4. Vox
    1:48 pm on July 6th, 2004

    Sanity
    I’m with Lisa, the UK appears to have gotten this one right…

  5. Lori
    4:25 pm on July 6th, 2004

    I cannot believe that this is even coming up for debate. This world is… oh you know, I don’t even have to say it.

  6. Adria
    4:46 pm on July 6th, 2004

    I’m new to your blog and I have been gone for a week…why are you moving?

  7. Lisa
    6:09 pm on July 6th, 2004

    Adria - welcome back. :)

    click the link in the post - - that’ll tell ya why. And I’m not really moving…just dreaming, is all :)

  8. yayaempress
    6:15 pm on July 6th, 2004

    wow - touchy subject. i’m all for spanking children as a last resort. i know i needed it at times growing up & i also remember it being something i never wanted to happen again so i made sure to cover my tracks.

  9. gary
    6:38 pm on July 6th, 2004

    Spanking…
    Refer here or here for reference. See, I think spanking should be a very quick second action. The first time…

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That’s it!

on: Apr/2/04 and its been viewed 371 times

God Diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder

In a diagnosis that helps explain the confusing and contradictory aspects of the cosmos that have baffled philosophers, theologians, and other students of the human condition for millennia, God, creator of the universe and longtime deity to billions of followers, was found Monday to suffer from bipolar disorder.

Almighty mood swings would explain quite a lot. Found via One Girl’s Life

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Posted on: April 2, 2004 |

Posted in: Fun N' Frolic

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  1. Jen
    6:09 pm on April 7th, 2004

    Funny stuff! I gave props to you on my page for this information.

    : )

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