Since it’s that time of year for some of us with kids (or those of us in school):
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.
“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”
“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied. “It’s not polite.”
“OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?”
“Now really,” the mother says, “those are personal questions and are really none of your business.”
Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”
“That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!”
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
“My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,” the little girl says to her friend.
“Well,” says the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers’ license. It’s like a report card, it has everything on it.”
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are, you are 32.”
The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?
“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.”
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. “How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”
“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”
“Oh really?” the mother asks. “Why?”
“Because you got an F in sex.”
Sounds like we’re very similar in this...
5:29 am on February 10th, 2005
LoL! That’s a very very nice post. Just what I needed at the moment. Thanks for sharing
7:16 am on February 10th, 2005
Ha! That is too funny.
7:58 am on February 10th, 2005
OOh.. just what I needed to look forward to.
(Though not the divorce part..)
8:32 am on February 10th, 2005
LOL, that was funny! I can just imagine my kids doing that…
8:33 am on February 10th, 2005
:lol::lol::lol:
11:34 am on February 10th, 2005
Haha
Thanks for sharing
12:06 pm on February 10th, 2005
i’m curious to what the mother said to the little girls last statement? *snickers*
12:22 pm on February 10th, 2005
2:00 pm on February 10th, 2005
ROFL
that was great
3:40 pm on February 10th, 2005
That’s really cute.
4:18 pm on February 10th, 2005
lol.. too funny!
5:54 pm on February 10th, 2005
8:13 pm on February 10th, 2005
12:23 am on February 11th, 2005
haha! nice one~:wink:
ps: i love your layout!
6:41 am on February 11th, 2005
This was very funny. I really like your blog.
7:23 am on February 11th, 2005
Oh my indeed!
1:33 pm on February 11th, 2005
Very cute! Thanks for sharing!
2:39 pm on February 11th, 2005
HAHA, that was so cute! Thanks for putting that up, its very funny
6:24 pm on February 11th, 2005
thought that was a total non-sequitur until the last line. Nice one!
11:56 pm on February 11th, 2005
Very cute and funny, also one I hadn’t heard before.
9:16 am on February 12th, 2005
haha, very funny!:roll:
you have a great blog, i find myself coming back again and again
10:55 am on February 12th, 2005
Heh. Classic humor.
5:44 pm on February 12th, 2005
That is hysterical! Thanks for sharing!
1:38 am on February 13th, 2005
Too funny! *Ü*
12:20 am on February 14th, 2005
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4:53 am on February 15th, 2005
12:44 pm on February 15th, 2005
THAT is funny.
6:13 pm on February 15th, 2005
Nice one:mrgreen:
10:14 pm on February 16th, 2005
THAT was so good thanks.
I had a bad day. That brightened it.:wink:
2:40 pm on February 17th, 2005
Well i have been in this program for a while. I had just got done with the program yesterday, and it was very fun.I was treating my doll like a real baby ,and people thought it was something wrong with me.But it teaches a lesson.
10:24 am on December 14th, 2006
Hello
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Bye