Small, Cluttered Refuge Was a Far Cry From Luxury
When U.S. Special Forces troops uncovered the hole on Saturday night, military officials said, Hussein quickly emerged and called out: “I am Saddam Hussein, president of Iraq, and I am willing to negotiate.”
“President Bush,” one of the soldiers replied, “sends his regards.”
Aside from what the soldier said - here’s my top 10 responses to Saddam’s statement:
- Haven’t read a newspaper lately, have ya?.
- In your dreams, dipshit.
- We’re not letting you out until you say UNCLE
- Keep telling yourself that, Mr. All-Powerful Dictator.
- Looks like the beginnings of nice mass grave, to me.
- Go towards the light, pal.
- PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER!!!! Itty bitty living space!
- Cooking up new ’strategery’ down there, are ya?
- Yea, we’ve got some Kurds out here you can negotiate with, Meeester
Preeessiident. - Fuck ‘im - - Seal the hole!
Hopefully 2.8 and 2.9 will...
5:43 am on December 16th, 2003
hahahahaha@ number 7!
7:34 am on December 16th, 2003
Funny
6:20 pm on December 16th, 2003
Is this the Daily Double or a Trifecta
Lisa has a great post tellin’ us all why she is the right person doin’ her job, but just below, she composed her top ten list of her responses to Saddam followin’ his statement: I am Saddam Hussein, president of…
6:39 pm on December 16th, 2003
Your number ten would have been my number one.
6:43 pm on December 16th, 2003
I saved the best for last