Every time you visit or refresh my blog, you see a different, random quotation in the header. This page displays all of the quotations I have collected over time.
Libertarianism is what your mom taught you: behave yourself and don't hit your sister ~ Dr. Kenneth Bisson
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. ~Anon.
Not saying anything when you have nothing to say will always prove wise. ~The Art of Doing Nothing
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. ~Oscar Wilde
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. ~Albert Schweitzer
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing ~John Powell
Fools admire, but men of sense approve. ~Alexander Pope
Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Whoever named it 'necking' was a poor judge of anatomy! ~Groucho Marx
I don't know if god exists. It would be better for his reputation if he did not. ~Anon.
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. ~Josh Billings
A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. ~Stephen F Roberts
He that has learned to obey will know how to command. ~Solon
We sometimes meet an original gentleman, who, if manners had not existed, would have invented them. ~Ralph Waldo Emmerson
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. ~Anon.
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ~some guy in a bar
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. ~ J. K. Rowling
Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives. ~ A. Sachs
Seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. ~ unknown
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas Edison (on the invention of the lightbulb)
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. ~Thomas Edition
Pain is weakness leaving the body. ~ Unknown
There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses. ~Randy K. Milholland
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. ~Steven Wright
Give me coffee... or give me death ~ Lisa Sabin-Wilson
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered ~ Aeschylus
That's the good thing about the Dark Side...Eventually, your eyes adjust. ~ James Lileks
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. ~ W. C. Fields
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. ~ Isaac Asimov
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous ~ V. (V for Vendetta)
Begin at the beginning... and go on till you come to the end: then stop. ~Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
Individuality of expression is the beginning and end of all art. ~ Johannes Wolfgang von Goethe
What I dream of is an art of balance. ~ Henri Matisse
There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it. ~ George Bernard Shaw
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? Woody Allen
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. ~ Virginia Woolf
Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. ~ Elbert Hubbard
That's what makes death so hard - unsatisfied curiosity ~ Beryl Markham, West with the Night
It's all make believe, isn't it? ~ Marilyn Monroe
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
Never underestimate the determination of a kid who is time rich and cash poor. ~ Cory Doctorow, Little Brother, 2008
Charm and nothing but charm at last grows a little tiresome. It’s a relief then to deal with a man who isn’t quite so delightful but a little more sincere. ~ W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil, 1925
I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars. ~ Stephenie Meyer, Twilight, 2005
Maybe kissing is sort of like nature’s coffee. ~ Scott Westerfeld, Midnighters: Blue Noon, 2005
Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the jerks. ~ Jimmy Wales, Keynote Speech, SXSW 2006
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. ~ Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759
Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that’s usually how you end up crying? ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters, 1999
Masochism is a valuable job skill. ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, 1996
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. ~ Bertrand Russell
It's just a string, nitwit. ~Leanne Wildermuth
I want a bottle of wine that tastes like you... in a glass that is never empty. ~ Russel Crowe - A Good Life
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