Top Ten Questions on the John Kerry Running Mate Application
- Do you support both sides of every issue?
- Excluding horse, what animal do I most resemble?
- Mind if I pretend you’re John McCain?
- Are you related to any Governors who can help rig an election?
- In the vice presidential debate, will you make Cheney your bitch?
- You’re not going to trick me into starting a war to help out your oil buddies, are you?
- Which trait do you find more inspirational: My dour blandness or my smug arrogance?
- If chosen, would you be willing to change your name to Kenny?
- Any black market botox connections?
- Do you have my back if I pull a ‘Clinton’ ?
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4:17 am on May 24th, 2004
2. Bananas In Pajamas.
8:01 am on May 24th, 2004
Hadn’t heard that one rachel. lol
3:11 pm on May 24th, 2004
From the man who discovered Chris Elliott
Top Ten Questions on the John Kerry Running Mate Application
* Do you support both sides of every issue? Excluding horse, what animal do I most resemble? Mind if I pretend you’re John McCain? Are you…
Lifted straight from Just a Girl
1:24 am on May 27th, 2004
Kerry’s House of Ketchup #13
Kerry speaks. With Memorial Day festivities approaching what better addition to the brats, hot dogs, Italian sausage, and hamburgers…