I can’t shit! | Lisa Sabin-Wilson

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on: May/13/04 and its been viewed 1,257 times

What do you suppose I was thinking? I decided to put a fresh coat of polish on my nails before leaving for work - but I did it before putting my shoes and socks on. So, now I have to wait. Stupid girl. I’ve been female my whole life (gotta clarify that these days, ya know?) - - you’d think I’d have these manicure rules down by now?

I have a patient to go see right away this morning. He hasn’t pooped in three days and is having anxiety attacks because of it. He called this morning. I answered the phone and without saying anything else, I hear a male voice on the other end of the line saying, ‘I can’t shit! I’m full of shit!’

Considering some of the men in my life - - truly, that could have been anyone.

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Posted on: May 13, 2004 |

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GrumpyBunny
8:45 am on May 13th, 2004
LOL!
Michael
2:11 pm on May 13th, 2004
I can’t top that, though I was awakened at around 5:00am today by my answering machine taking a call from a foreign language speaking wrong number. All the wrong number calls I get are in foreign languages, I can’t explain it. I should have my home phone disconnected, no one I want to talk to ever calls me at that number… anyone that counts calls my cell…
jesse
3:43 pm on May 13th, 2004
wah hah hah! the company i work for gives co-location space to another company which provides adult chat lines. i may have been guilty of redirecting them to my ex’es phone number once or twice. evil, i know.
matt
4:15 pm on May 13th, 2004
redirecting adult chat lines…that is hilarious…
rachel
4:29 pm on May 13th, 2004
My parents have a 1-800 number for us kids to use (of course we get yelled at when we do) however once it got printed in a porn magazine by mistake.
All I can picture is my mom standing by the phone one morning.. still in her sweats with her hair a muss telling some guy ‘what she was wearing’. Ha. it was funny. Maybe I’ll go crank call her now.
Lachlan
5:32 pm on May 13th, 2004
Crank calling your mother, hehe. I like it.

Lisa, that is seriously TOO funny. Reminds me of my days as a medical asst. in a busy practice. We had some real gems…
william
8:31 am on August 27th, 2004
i dont know what a girls jobbie looks like

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