Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’re OFF to see the Wizard!
Matt Margolis calls this Kerry’s Dukakis moment.
Slobokan compares Kerry to Oompa - - I think he’s on to something here!
Mog’s “Little Sperm” carries Gary’s vision a bit further and gives us a visual.
The poor Kerry Campaign says that the pictures were leaked by NASA in order to make Kerry look foolish. Nah - they don’t make him look foolish, do they?
Kerry: Don’t worry, little buddy - - after dinner, I’ll ditch the bitch and I’ll come to your hotel room and we can play “Two Americas”, ok?
Good one. 
“Don’t be upset that I’m holding her hand too - - You know it’s you I love, plus you have much prettier hair”
Oh yes! They have better hair! 
It looks like Edwards is trying to push Kerry away - perhaps he’s a enough of the grab-a**
He definately is coming off a bit gayish looking! His poor wife! 
“It’s not what you think, John. I only married her for the money.”
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9:20 pm on July 27th, 2004
I’m reminded of Dukakis riding in a tank.
10:32 pm on July 27th, 2004
“Our smiling sperm starts his journey….”
10:34 pm on July 27th, 2004
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don’t you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you’re not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
10:39 pm on July 27th, 2004
LOL
Ok - you guys are entertaining the hell outta me tonight
10:46 pm on July 27th, 2004
I keep thinking of Aliens when the Alien queen hitched a ride on the spaceship.. either that or kerry is preparing for sex with theresa
10:48 pm on July 27th, 2004
lol Chris. ‘Turn the lights out , baby - here comes Daddy’
10:50 pm on July 27th, 2004
“This is Ground Control to Major Tom . . .”
11:09 pm on July 27th, 2004
Heh, saw this at Fox earlier and posted on it tonight… Anyone ever see the Woody Allen movie “Everything you ever wanted to know about Sex, but were afraid to ask?”…
It reminded me of the part where it was the internal workings of a man, all the sperm were lined up, then there was a black sperm screaming, “What am I doing here? What am I doing here!?”
So, needless to say, Kerry reminded me of a sperm.
11:12 pm on July 27th, 2004
HaHaHa! Gary - you are right! He does look like that Woody Allen sperm.
You owe me a new monitor and keyboard now - because I think the diet coke came out my nose, this time
11:27 pm on July 27th, 2004
Little Sperm
Then.
Now.
Thanks Lisa for the idea. And check out her caption contest.