Call Me Psychotic! | Lisa Sabin-Wilson

on: Apr/27/06 and its been viewed 977 times

Unlike some people I know - I don’t remember my dreams all that often. However, when I do remember them - - they are SO strange, I am usually unwilling to admit to them because they are psychotic and make me worry about my own psyche. Like - - am I really that deranged and just don’t know it yet??

The last time I blogged a dream that I remembered vividly - it was a dooozer!.

Last night? My dream went something like this:

My daughter brought home a friend. I only remember sitting at the kitchen table with my daughter, her friend, Chris and myself. Sometime between dinner courses - Chris, Melissa (my daughter) and I decided to kill her friend. So, we did.

But it gets better, really. We behead the girl and then Chris performs surgery on me - putting my head on the dead girl’s body. The recovery time was remarkably quick - because I was up and gardening the next day with my new body.

Now, the body - - it wasn’t really any different than the one I already had. There was one distinct problem though…. the BOOBS! I’m a 38-DD. This new body was about a 38-B.

I was devastated - so we decided that I needed a boob job.

Anyways, in between all of this - we’re trying to hide the fact that WE were the last known people who saw this girl alive last… and we’re trying to throw off speculation that WE were the ones that killed her. We’re meeting with her folks - - and I remember hoping really hard that they wouldn’t notice I had their daughters body on….cursing myself that I should have gotten the boob job FIRST, then met with her parents afterwards.

While all of this is going on - - there was also a frantic search for my car keys.

No, really - you can say it. I’m deranged and probably belong institutionalized somewhere, eh?

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Posted on: April 27, 2006 |

Posted in: That's Life

Tags: Dreams

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/--- 8 Responses to “Call Me Psychotic!” ---/

Michael
12:20 pm on April 27th, 2006
Whew. And I thought *I* need help.
Leanne
12:24 pm on April 27th, 2006
OMG. You are always killing people. Please don’t ever dream about me, mkay?
Lisa
12:25 pm on April 27th, 2006
there HAS to be some sort of interpretation that makes this dream not so psychotic!
Wench
2:26 pm on April 27th, 2006
.. … … … ………………….
Lisa
2:28 pm on April 27th, 2006
I know, Wench… I know.
Bug
3:01 pm on April 27th, 2006
Wow. Um. Just wow.
Lisa
11:53 am on April 28th, 2006
Bug, I know just what you mean lol
Brian
8:59 pm on May 12th, 2006
I have the same kind of dreams, its crazy

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